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>> Stephen: JON BATISTE AND”STAY HUMAN, ” EVERYBODY. >> Stephen: JON BATISTE AND”STAY HUMAN, ” EVERYBODY.( HUMMING) JON, I Crave TO ASK YOU ABOUT YOUR WEEKEND IN A MOMENT. I Demand TO ASK ABOUT YOURSATURDAY NIGHT IN JUST A MOMENT HERE. BUT I Contain IN MY HANDS THEQUESTIONS HERE FOR OUR GUESTS TONIGHT, THE WONDERFUL, THETALENTED REALLY WONDERFUL JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT IS HERE.( Glees AND APPLAUSE) IN THE HOUSE, WOW! GOING TO. GOING TO BE A GOOD NIGHT! >> Stephen: BECAUSE OF ONE OF MY WRITERS SAID YEARS AGO, HECOULDN’T REMEMBER HIS NAME, AND I WILL NEVER FORGET THE NAMEJOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT BECAUSE I’M A HUGE FAN.EVERY TIME IN MY MIND I SAYJOSEPH GORDON-LEVITTIVE THINKING JORDAN GAVIN LEWITT.( LAUGHTER) HE KNOWS THIS. I’VE TOLD HIM THIS BEFORE. HERE, JO JON, I KNOW ON SATURDAYNIGHT YOU PLAYED AN EXTRAORDINARY DARING PROGRAM ATCARNEGIE HALL. TELL THE PEOPLE WHAT YOU DID. TELL THEM ABOUT STRINGS. >> I WENT ON STAGE WITH JUST THEPIANO. >> Stephen: THE PIANO WASALREADY THERE, RIGHT. >> IT WAS THERE BUT THE MUSICWASN’T. IT WAS Completely IMPROVISED, 90 Minutes.( Claps AND APPLAUSE )>> Stephen: I’M JUST CURIOUS WHY — WHERE DID THIS COME FROM? >> IT’S SOMETHING VERYTRANSCENDENT ABOUT ALLOWING YOURSELF TO BE A VESSEL IN THEMOMENT FOR THE MUSIC THAT’S ALWAYS IN THE AIR. >> Stephen: YEAH. >> Jon: IT’S ALWAYS THERE. IT’S A CURRENT THAT’S THERE. YOU CAN TIP INTO THE STREAM, THESTREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS.WE DO IT WITH OUR DREAMS, OURTHOUGHTS, BUT TO DO IT WITH MUSIC, IT’S TERRIFYING BUT IT’SALSO INCREDIBLY TRANSCENDENT. IT CAN BE A WAY TO GIVE THAT TOTHE PEOPLE SO, WHEN THEY LEAVE, THEY CAN LIVE WITHOUT JUDGMENT, THEY CAN LIVE FREE AND TRULY EXIST.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> Stephen: THAT’S BEAUTIFUL. AND THAT’S THE DIFFERENCEBETWEEN US. YOU LIKE TO IMPROVISE AND I LIKETO READ THE QUESTIONS OFF THE CARD OVER THERE .( LAUGHTER )>> Jon: I DON’T KNOW ABOUT THAT. >> Stephen: FULL CIRCLE, BABY. >> Jon: I Reflect YOU KNOW ABOUTTHAT. >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, COMEON, NOW. Tribes, IT’S A SAD FACT THAT, In different regions of the country, CLASSROOMS ARE CHRONICALLY UNDERFUNDED. AMERICAN BIOLOGY TEXTBOOKS ARESO OLD, THE FIRST CHAPTER IS ABOUT “THE HUMORS.” MY ALCHEMIST SAYS I HAVE TOOMUCH BILE. WELL, I Require TO HELP.REGULAR Witness MAY REMEMBER, AFEW MONTHS AGO, I Explained TO AMERICA WHAT N.F.T.’S, ORNON FUNGIBLE TOKENS ARE. IN SHORT, YOU Discover A DIGITALTHINGAMABOB YOU WANT TO BUY, LIKE A PICTURE OR A SONG. THEN, YOU PURCHASE IT ONLINEUSING CRYPTOCURRENCY. THEN, YOUR PROOF OF PURCHASE ISSTORED ON A SECURE DIGITAL LEDGER CALLED A BLOCKCHAIN. THEN: YOU EXPLAIN TO YOUR WIFETHAT YOU CAN’T GO TO HAWAII THIS YEAR BECAUSE YOU BOUGHT APICTURE OF A BORED MONKEY. AND N.F.T. Auctioneers CAN RAISESERIOUS COIN. AN N.F.T. Illustrate OF THE CAPEJOHN LENNON WORE IN THE MOVIE “HELP” JUST WENT FOR $ 12,800. BECAUSE WHEN JOHN LENNON SANG”IMAGINE NO POSSESSIONS, ” HE COULD NEVER HAVE ANTICIPATED THETHRILL OF OWNING AN AVATAR OF MANUFACTURED SCARCITY ON ANENCODED BLOCKCHAIN. WELL, AT THE END OF EXPLAININGALL THIS ON THE SHOW LAST YEAR, I WROTE OUT MY EXPLANATION OFN.F.T.’S ON THE PAPER BAG MY LUNCH CAME IN THAT DAY, SO THATWE COULD OFFER IT FOR AUCTION AS WHAT I CALLED AN A.F.T ., ORACTUAL( BLEEP) -ING THING .( LAUGHTER )( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> Jon: LONG WALK. LONG WALK WITH THAT ONE. >> Stephen: WELL, THE AUCTIONHAS CLOSED. AND I’M HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE ITRAISED SOME ACTUAL( BLEEP) -ING MONEY, NAMELY OVER $ 33,000! >> Jon: WHOA, WHOA. >> Stephen: A REAL BAGS TORICHES STORY. AND I’M PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT1 00% OF THAT MONEY WENT DIRECTLY TO DONORSCHOOSE, WHERE IT HAS ALREADY HELPED FUND CLASSROOM PROJECTSACROSS THE COUNTRY LIKE BUILDING SOLAR OVENS AND HYDROPONICSSYSTEMS.ACTUAL THINGS!( Applauds AND APPLAUSE) DONORS CHOOSE IS DOING SO MUCH GOOD WORK, EXPERTS SAY THEYCOULD BRING OUR SCHOOL SYSTEM TO THE BRINK OF FUNCTIONING. AND, NOW, WE HAVE AN UPDATE TOOUR UPDATE, BECAUSE ANOTHER COMPANY IS HOPPING ON MYDONATION-TRAIN. THE U.K. METAVERSE MARKETPLACETERRA VIRTUA HAS DESIGNED A VERY SPECIAL N.F.T. TO SUPPORT DONORSCHOOSE. AND HERE HE IS. IT’S AN N.F.T. OF ME, HOLDING MYA.F.T. THAT Shows N.F.T.S. THIS LITTLE FELLA IS CALLED THECOLBERT V-FLECT. THERE WILL BE A LIMITED RUN OFTHEM AVAILABLE, AND YOU CAN BUY YOUR OWN, UNIQUE COLBERT VFLECTN.F.T. TO Keep IN YOUR TIK TOKS AND YOUR INSTAFACES AND YOURYOUGRAMS. HE’S PRETTY EASY TO CARE FOR. ONCE A DAY, JUST SPRITZ YOURLAPTOP WITH A LITTLE BOURBON. AND HERE’S THE BEST Division: IT’SALL HOSTED ON THE CLIMATE SUSTAINABLE BLOCKCHAINPOLYGON, WHICH THEY SAY IS 99.99% MORE CARBON EFFICIENTTHAN ETHEREUM, WHICH I Conclude Movements ON GROUND UP PANDA BONES. TO GET YOURS, GO TOTERRAVIRTUA.IO/ COLBERT TERRA VIRTUA IS DONATING1 00% OF THE PROCEEDS TO DONORS CHOOSE.SO YOU CAN FEEL GOOD ABOUTHELPING KIDS IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS, –( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) HELL, YEAH, WHY NOT? GO GET ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS ANDYOU CAN FEEL GOOD ABOUT HELPING KIDS IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS, AND I CAN FEEL GOOD KNOWING THAT WHEN I DIE, AT LEAST I’LL LIVEON IN A FOLDER MARKED MISCELLANEOUS ON SOMEONE’SDESKTOP. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JOSEPHGORDON-LEVITT.( Merriments AND APPLAUSE )( BAND PLAYING ).

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